What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
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