What’s the difference?

Whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest

Nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

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The difference between dark jokes and morbid is

Dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and

Morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

You might be

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What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

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What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you

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What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?

The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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What’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest

A least one does something when it is triggered

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

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What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

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