What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
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