Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
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