My ex got hit by a bus yesterday.i nearly lost my job
My ex is like aids!!! I can’t get rid of him How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Me:Whats that sound? Ex:What? Me:oh its the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive htm title=' (I gotta go pay him out of jail)'>a car because he ran over my ex on “accident” (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
Words that have ho in them: Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
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