I was just informed that my ex was stabbed yesterday…lets just say i quit my job as a butcher
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
The last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
I find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
I wish my ex wife would take me back.:(
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
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