My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I’m still leaving you!
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.” I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
My ex misses me, good thing she’ll never hit me.
I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex…
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
My ex boyfriend’s dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
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