Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck… On the plus side my truck doesn’t even have a dent.
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red? My ex wife. So my ex who wouldn’t leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I’m not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text Welcome for the rhyme
My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
When you have an ex you will notice that the word ex is short for exicuted so thats there for yous
some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
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