Stairs jokes

A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin

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whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.

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so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is

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Me so Howny! Me so Howny!

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i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…

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I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something

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i fell down the stairs once.

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How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator

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Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs

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Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs

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Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

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What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef

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Sometimes, stairs get me down.

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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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