Stairs jokes

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,

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According to all known laws of aviation,

There is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

Barry?

Adam?

Oan you believe this is happening?

I can’t. I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

You got lint on your fuzz.

Ow! That’s me!

Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118, 000.

Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”

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Why do i love a block? because i can fall off the stairs

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L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs

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Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.

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Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven

“because there was stairs”

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So a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?”

So the kid answers pink like the idiot he is

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Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.

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That one person who can never bring a smile to your face…

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

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One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys???

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast

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Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs

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Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?

Because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment

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