What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
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Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
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