A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
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