“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.”
“Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Why did stephen hawkins die
He lost internet connections
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