i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
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