How does a train eat? Chew chew!
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That’s the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What is yellow and can’t swim A school bus full of children
Why did the kid drop his icecream? He got hit by a bus.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum? A chew chew train!
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic. He said he was being shipped to an amazing training. I asked “where are you going” He said “Camp Bin Laden” I asked “what do they do there” He answered “they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts.” I asked “what do you mean by arts and crafts? ” He said “see this towel on my head” I nodded “I made it out of boxer jokes”
You wanna know why I love trains? They end my suffering.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Why did lil timmy drop his lollies (He was hit by a train
So I was going out the door and I see me dwarf neighbour at the bus stop, I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with fu… off. So I zip up my backpack and keep going to work
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