Fight jokes

Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.

Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so…

Carrots???

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How do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

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Why did the dog cause the fight

Because it was a bulldog

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What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.

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What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone

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One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.

Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts

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So i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

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North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.

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What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”

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