why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
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