Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
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