Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
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