Frozen

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!

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Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!

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is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

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What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food

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guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD

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What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

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Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.

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What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell

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Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.

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-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube

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One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!

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I love autumn ??

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Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!

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uranus is cold