A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
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