Cold jokes

There’s a man crawling through the desert. He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn’t get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents

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Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

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How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

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What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.

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A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

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A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket

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Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!

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why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)

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What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold

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A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone

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What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.

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Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three

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