One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
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