Cold jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!

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One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!

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what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol

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what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.

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It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

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I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

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what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"

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What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

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If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.

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Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!