what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
Texas be like its cold over here over here
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
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