Frozen

Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.

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Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…

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What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning

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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.

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Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.

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I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…

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They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold

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I love autumn ??

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what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol

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What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food

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What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder

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why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.

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Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“

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