Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
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