Cold jokes

I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket

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What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell

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is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

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What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war

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Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”

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What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold

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What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.

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What is the difference between

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Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“

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I love autumn ??

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What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

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They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.

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Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!

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