Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
I love autumn ??
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
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