My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
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