What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
uranus is cold
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
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