Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
Texas be like its cold over here over here
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
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