Frozen

in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!

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What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food

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One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.

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A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”

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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!

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SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you

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-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube

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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

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Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

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What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B

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What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!

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