What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
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