I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
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