why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
I love autumn ??
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
uranus is cold
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
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