why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
RUS | ENG
