Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
when is a cold not a cold?
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
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