Cold jokes

What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war

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What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food

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Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.

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If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.

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what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.

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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

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Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater

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A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

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Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…

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Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.

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How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

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So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

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Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.

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Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.

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what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!

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