Cold jokes

Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…

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One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!

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What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder

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A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"

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Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…

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They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.

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Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.

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One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.

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So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

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Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.

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I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.

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what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!

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what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol

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