Cold jokes

Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.

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in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”

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Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.

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Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

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My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash

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-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube

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SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?

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why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)

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What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food

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So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t

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It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

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What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell

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Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!

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Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

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