A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
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