What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
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