Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
uranus is cold
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
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