Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Texas be like its cold over here over here
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
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