why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
I love autumn ??
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
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