is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
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