A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
I love autumn ??
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
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