Cold jokes

They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.

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What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food

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Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater

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why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!

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What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

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What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder

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Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.

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guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD

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My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash

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It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!

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What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.

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Texas be like its cold over here over here

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