Cold jokes

There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

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A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”

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What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder

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I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold

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is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

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One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!

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Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx

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What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

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So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t

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What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!

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Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.

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What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food