Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
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