guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
What is the difference between
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
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