What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
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