What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
Texas be like its cold over here over here
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
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