Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
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