What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Texas be like its cold over here over here
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
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