What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
uranus is cold
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
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