SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
I love autumn ??
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
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