what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
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