what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
when is a cold not a cold?
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Texas be like its cold over here over here
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
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