How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
uranus is cold
Texas be like its cold over here over here
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
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