I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
I love autumn ??
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
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