Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
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