If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
I love autumn ??
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
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