when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
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