Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
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