Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
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