What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
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