What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
when is a cold not a cold?
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
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