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It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
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They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
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