What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
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