in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don’t know why they’re saying it’s fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That’s not funny! It is% 9000,000 NO !!!
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
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