I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model…
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
uranus is cold
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
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