A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
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What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
SOn:hey dad im cold can you give me a lift from work Dad:Hi cold, Nice to meet you sorry i dont pick up strangers Son:I hate you
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
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