Texas be like its cold over here over here
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
I love autumn ??
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
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It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
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