When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
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