Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
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