A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
I love autumn ??
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
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One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good because my wife’s a fat cold bitch.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
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