So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Texas be like its cold over here over here
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
when is a cold not a cold?
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
I love autumn ??
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