Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
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