in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
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They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold lake Campground and he jumped into it, without any warning, and so I asked him Wat-er you doing
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