Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
when is a cold not a cold?
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
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