Cold jokes

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Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.

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A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”

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What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold

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A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket

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When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

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A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone

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Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine

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Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.

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