Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night f@ck no cunt the 1 st cunt said htm title=' currains to keep the cold out cunt xx'>why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
Q.Why do Skeletons hate the cold A. It sends chills up there spine
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
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