Cold jokes

Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.

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I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff

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So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

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guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD

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Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold

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Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.

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Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater

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in normal country they have lemonade in soviet russia they have Leninade “refresh yourself with a cold war.”

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when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders

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What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell

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My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice i called it cold hard cash

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what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus

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-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube

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If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.

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when is a cold not a cold?

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