I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
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A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
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