They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Why don’t mountains catch colds? They wear snow caps.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her “What is the matter? Are you giving up?”
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
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