Cold jokes

Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him

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What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.

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Dark jokes are like Antarctica The’re cold

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Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!

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One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder

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Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!

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So i was laying in bed and jt winter do my room is aleays cold cause the heater doesnt work. And i was thinking… It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me… Then i layghed cause who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

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I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.

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A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign

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guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD

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Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

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A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”

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I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff

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