Cold jokes

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What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.

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There’s a man crawling through the desert. He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn’t get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents

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What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.

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A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”

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why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.

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One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!

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They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold

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How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

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Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.

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why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)

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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.

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Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!

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