One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately it was light beer.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
I wanna go to Antarctica, but then I got cold feet.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
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