Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.
Knock knock whos their. Cold. Cold who? “It is cold out here”
when is a cold not a cold?
uranus is cold
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Ice cold coffee? Coll beans!
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
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