Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
Why are hospitals always freezing? They need to keep the vegetables cold.
What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
what do you do when you get locked outside your house… you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Why is it always cold in the hospital? to keep the vegetables fresh. Why was it cold in Stephen hawkings house? Because he had a new window open…
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it’s over your head! Q: How many letters are in The Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in The Alphabet Report Ad Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ? A: David! Report Ad Q: If you were in a ra
what can u catch but not throw? … . . . … … … … … . . … … … … Ook. a cold!
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
What’s cold, blue and makes women cry? Cot death.
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