So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
Orphan jokes protest Anonymous Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun! Comments: Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny! Shut up: Shut up! Liv: Gwen stop!! Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
guess what song this is from: I’LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD OR STAB YOUR TIL’ YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING I’M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I’M TOLD
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