Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid’s mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It’s got hair all over. But I think it’s missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman’s crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn’t slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that’s snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
What makes it cold ?? in a room? Air conditioning
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather? A brrrrrrrr-d!
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell
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