What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
When it’s cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
A Blonde crashed A Helicopter. A Police Officer Asked Her What Happened. She Says, “It Got Cold So I Turned Off The Fan.”
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.
I love autumn ??
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
why was the stadium so cold? Because of all its fans!
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, “now were not even allowed to do that.”
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