What does a bar fly and a Necrophiliac have in common? They both enjoy a Cold one once in awhile.
why do mountains are very cold. because they are very cold.
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
What did Sushi ‘A’ say to Sushi ‘B’? -Wassaaaa…B
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
what’s gassy and as cold as ice. ur-anus
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
what are mountains so cold?? your muom lol
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war cold war
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.
Yoo mama so stupid she tried to stop the cold war with a heater
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
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