My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
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