Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
One day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard
Whats the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus
Whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
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