The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
RUS | ENG
