What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
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