One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
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My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
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