There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
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