Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
get off your computer jessie jex
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
You make the juice go through my power brick.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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