Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
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