How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
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