How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
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