Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
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