Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
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