Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
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