Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
My wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why was the Computer late to work?
Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don’t know I have both
What is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse.
I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
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