How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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