What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
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