Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
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