A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
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