My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
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