You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
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