Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
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