Computer jokes

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Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”

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Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes

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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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