Computer jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.

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When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.

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What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.

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How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.

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Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file

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