The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
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