What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
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