Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
get off your computer jessie jex
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
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