Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
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