What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
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