Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
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