My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
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