A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
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