Computer jokes

The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting

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get off your computer jessie jex

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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

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A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR

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whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.

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What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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