Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
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