How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
get off your computer jessie jex
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
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