How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
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