Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
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