Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
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