When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
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