My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
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