How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
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