One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
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