What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
get off your computer jessie jex
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