Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
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