Computer jokes

What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

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The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting

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Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

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What does a baby computer call its father- Data

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What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.

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what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.

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I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep

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Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board

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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

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