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What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
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