I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
You make the juice go through my power brick.
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