Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
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