The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
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What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
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