How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
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