Computer jokes

What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting

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My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj

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what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

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Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete

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What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.

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One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

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What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing

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What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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