What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
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