The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
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