My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
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