I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
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