The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
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