My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
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