What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
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