What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
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