A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
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