When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
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