Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
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