What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
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