My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
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