Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
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