Computer jokes

what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting

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Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

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What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!

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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting

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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb

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Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”

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What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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