Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
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