My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
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