Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
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