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Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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