How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
get off your computer jessie jex
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
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