What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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