What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
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