What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
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