A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
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