How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
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