A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
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