Computer jokes

A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file

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Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

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You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

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I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes

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whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v

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