Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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