What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
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