How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
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