What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
get off your computer jessie jex
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
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