one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
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