What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
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