Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
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