A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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