What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
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