A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey
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