whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
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