What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
get off your computer jessie jex
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
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