I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
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