Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
get off your computer jessie jex
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
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