You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
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