Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
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