What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
You make the juice go through my power brick.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
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