How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
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