Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
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