You make the juice go through my power brick.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
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