Computer jokes

What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board

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What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.

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Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!

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Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.

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Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.

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How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.

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