Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
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