Computer jokes

The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43

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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”

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I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

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