What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
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