Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
You make the juice go through my power brick.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
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