When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
get off your computer jessie jex
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
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