Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
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