Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
get off your computer jessie jex
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
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