Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
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