I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
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