Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
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