one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
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