What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
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