A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
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