What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
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