What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
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