What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
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