Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
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