one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
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