What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
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