What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
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