one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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