Computer jokes

What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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What does a baby computer call its father- Data

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When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.

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What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!

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Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

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whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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get off your computer jessie jex

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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.

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