Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
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