Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
You make the juice go through my power brick.
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