How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
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