What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
“Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
My mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
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