Computer jokes

Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting

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Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!

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Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

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