Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
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