Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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