A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
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