My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
You make the juice go through my power brick.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
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