Computer jokes

what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file

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A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.

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Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus

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I have a picture of Uranus on my computer

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Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO

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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel

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get off your computer jessie jex

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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

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what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!

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Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

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I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.

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Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

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