The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
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