How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
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