What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
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I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
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Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
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