You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
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