Computer jokes

The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows

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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime

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What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer

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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”

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Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”

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whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

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What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”

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What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits

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I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.

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what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file

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