I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
RUS | ENG
