Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
get off your computer jessie jex
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
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