What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
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