Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
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