My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
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