Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
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