I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
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