Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
get off your computer jessie jex
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
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