Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
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