I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
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