Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
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