what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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