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How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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