Computer jokes

Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

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whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting

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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime

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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

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Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection

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What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!

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How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.

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My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.

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I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

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What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting

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I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!

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Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard

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