What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
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