One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
You make the juice go through my power brick.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
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