why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
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