A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
You make the juice go through my power brick.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
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