I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
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