Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
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