Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
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