Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
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