whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
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