I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
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