The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
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