One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
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