What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
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