whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
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