get off your computer jessie jex
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
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