whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
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