What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
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