my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
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