How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
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