Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
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