How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
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