Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
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