Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
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Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
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What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
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