Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
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my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
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