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What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
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