What does a baby computer call its father- Data
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why is stephen hawking an organ donator?
Because he saved 200 computers.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive
If a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Whats the difference between and abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+delete
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabites.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1,2, 3,3.1,95,98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7,8, 10.”
Why was the Computer late to work?
Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
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