Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
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