Computer jokes

Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file

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Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

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The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.

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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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You make the juice go through my power brick.

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing

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why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery? A: Knead for Speed. Q: Why is Santa good at karate? A: He has a black belt. Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts? A: Beast Buy. Q: What did the snowflake say to the road? A: Let’s stick together. Q: Why did the turkey

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Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.

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my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

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Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS

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