What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
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