Computer jokes

Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

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If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS

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Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

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A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT

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What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!

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