What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
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