Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
There was a car accident and the cops pull up to the crime seen to start asking people questions. The police started talking to a blonde lady and said what happened here she responded by saying a car crash. They then asked but how did it happen, she responded the cars crashed into each other. They finally said but why did it happen. The lady said oh i know where your going with this. It happened because when cars push on the gas peddle the car goes forward and they both pushed it so they both went forward and hit each other. One cop said never mind ma’m and they stared walking away. The blonde lady then said oh and officers my computer froze do you think i should put in the microwave or in the oven?
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
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