what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
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