whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
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