The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
Why was the Computer late to work? Coz it had a hard drive… LMAO
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
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