What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the “log in” page on her computer she went and put a log in it.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
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What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m, .nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf…ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
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