Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
why is stephen hawking an organ donator? because he saved 200 computers.
what is a computers favorite snack? cookis!
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Why are elephants scared of computers? Because of the mouse. I’d make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God? Computers don’t really have a specific religion
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