Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
You make the juice go through my power brick.
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why did the computer go to the doctor ? Because it had a virus
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