What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
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