The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don’t get off it, but I’m not to worried, I think she is joksjrfyudt,jrgwjwhh1$(jchjaj
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
Q:Whats the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. “No computers allowed on the test”
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
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