My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Where did the software developer go?! I don’t know, he ransomware!
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
what do you call a creepy IT teacher…a PDF file
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
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