What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
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