A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system? Motherboard.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married? Because they had a connection
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
Your Momma’s so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
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