The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
Why was the computer so good at golf? because he had a hard drive if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime? I think they just hacked the chrime
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
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