The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
You make the juice go through my power brick.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “Do you have that book for men with small penises?” The librarian looks on her computer and says, “I don’t know if it’s in yet.” “Yeah, that’s the one!”
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb." The other computer replied, “Because I have low memory.”
What’s a aliens favorite computer key? the space bar!
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.
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