whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? … ERROR
If a computer was an apartment, the only passage would be the windows. It would have had doors but why was it ever spelt DOS
what’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer? i don’t know I have both what is the difference between hilary duff and a computer? you only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
my mom is telling me get off friday night funkin or she will slam my head aginst the keybore weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, “I still love Vista, baby”.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.”
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
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