Computer jokes

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Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.

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whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a f@ck if my computer crashes

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I love the smell of my F5 key. – It’s very refreshing.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well Tech-ically we can’t talk.”

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Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

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Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard

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Window Problems A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won’t open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer. " Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now.”

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My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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Why can’t Orphans have a computer? They don’t have a home page.

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