A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying “I’m arresting you for impersonating an office, sir”
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn’t know jack.
What was the computer’s best pickup line? Nice bits
I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig
get off your computer jessie jex
How did the inkjet printer kill himself? He drank cyan-ide.
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why can’t orphans build computers? They don’t know where to put the motherboard
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard. I dont thing shelsjkdvklserdhcvjskrldfjlbudrjkfhbverjksfbhvyuksejfvsuil.w35xfc.
What’s the difference between an American and a computer? Americans don’t have trouble shooting
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
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