Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!
get off your computer jessie jex
What did the HP say to a dell : Hello!
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common? They’re both inside jobs.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?” The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.”” The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
You must have a good power supply, because you’re easy to turn on!
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep
whats the difference between a white kid and a computer? the child has no trouble shooting
What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
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