what do depressed people and Apple’s have in common? they both hang from trees
what do emos and the lorax have in common? they both hang with trees
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wifes broken leg.
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
What’s the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person? They both hang…
why do we tell actors to break a leg … so they can get in the cast!
my grandpa’s last words were before died in vietnam was what f@ck did i step on…
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
Why were the cherries ?? crying? Because their parents were in a jam.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
I’ll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
What’s a depressed kids favorite holiday… Christmas because everything is hanging
Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
Little jonny waked in on his mom in the shower and said what’s that on your chest mom: those are my head lights oh what’s that in between your legs mom: oh that’s my bush jonny: oh OK next he waked in on his dad in the shower he said dad what’s that in between your legs dad: oh that’s my snake jonny: oh OK that night little jonny walks in on his parents going at it and said " mom turn on his head lights there’s a snake Going in your bush
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