What’s the difference?

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape

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What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

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what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

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What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.

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What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets

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What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie

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