how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
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