what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
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