What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
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