What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
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