What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
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