What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
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