What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie

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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

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whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat