What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
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