what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
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