what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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