What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
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