What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
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