What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
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