What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
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