What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
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