What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
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