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why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’

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What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.

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What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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