What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
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