Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
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