What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
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