whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
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