how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
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