What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
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