What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
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