Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
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