What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
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