How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
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