what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
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