Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
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