What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
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