what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
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