Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
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