What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
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