What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
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