Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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