what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
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