What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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