What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
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