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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.

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What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

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What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone

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what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape

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What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.

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What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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