what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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