What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
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