What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
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