whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
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