What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
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