How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
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