What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
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