What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
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