What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
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