What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.

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whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them

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What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

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What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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