What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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