What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
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