What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
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