What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
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