What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
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