What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
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