How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
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