what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
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