What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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