What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes

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Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

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whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets

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What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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