why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
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