what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
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