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What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

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whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

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why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!

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What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”

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What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

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What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone

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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.

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whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them

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What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

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What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

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What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

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