What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

What’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

What’s the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss John Lennon

What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school??

I don’t know, I just fly the drone

What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker?

Hookers come back.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg

Whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine

Unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside

What’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest

A least one does something when it is triggered

What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate