What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
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