What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
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