whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
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