Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
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