What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
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