Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
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