What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
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