My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
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