What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
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