whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
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