What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis?
I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between cake and pie
?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
You wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest
A least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
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