How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
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