what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
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