What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
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