Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
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