What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
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