What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
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