What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
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