What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
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