What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
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