What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
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