What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
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