What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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