What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
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