What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
RUS | ENG
