what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
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