whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
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