why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
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