What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
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