whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
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