What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
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