What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
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