the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
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