What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
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