What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
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