what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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