whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
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