What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
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