What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
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