whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
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