What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
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