What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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