What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
RUS | ENG
