What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
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