What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
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