Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
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