Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
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