whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
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