Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
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