what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
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