What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
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