whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
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