How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
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