“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
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