whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
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