What’s the difference?

what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered

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What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out

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Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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