What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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