What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
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