Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
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