What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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