What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
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