Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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