What’s the difference?

what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted

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whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns

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What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you

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What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries

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Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…

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what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked