I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
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