What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
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