what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
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