What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
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