What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
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