What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
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