What’s the difference?

Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon

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What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure

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What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.

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What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.

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What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later

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what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…

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What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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