What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
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