What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
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