What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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