A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
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