What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
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