What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
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