There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
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