Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
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