What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
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