What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
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