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What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

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What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim

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what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets

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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

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What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor

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