What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
RUS | ENG
