What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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