What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
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