Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
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