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what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered

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how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets

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A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.

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whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.

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what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted

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What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

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you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”

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What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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