What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
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