What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
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