What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
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