What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
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