What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
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