What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
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