What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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