What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
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