Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
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