Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
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