What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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