What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
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