Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
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