Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
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