What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
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