Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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