What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
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