How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
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