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What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

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Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

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My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

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What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

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What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

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What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

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What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

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