Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
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