What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
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