What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
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