What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
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