What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
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