What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
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