what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
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