What’s the difference?

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape

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What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later

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What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!

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What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

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how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side

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