What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
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