Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
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