Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
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