What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
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