What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
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