What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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