How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
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