Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
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