My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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