whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
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