What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
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