Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
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