why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
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