What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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