What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
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