What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
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