What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
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