What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
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