you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
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