What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
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