whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
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