What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
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