What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
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