What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
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