What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
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