What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
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