There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
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