What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
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