the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
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