What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
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