What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
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