whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
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