Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
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