What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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