What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
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