What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
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