What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns

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What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

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Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.

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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic

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what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted

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“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.

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what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie