What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
RUS | ENG
