People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
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