What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker?
Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told.
What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.
One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
How did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop.
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
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