What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
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