What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
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