What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
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