What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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