What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
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