What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
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