What’s the difference?

People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round

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whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.

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What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

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My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

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What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

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Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

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What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate