What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
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