What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
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