Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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