There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
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