What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
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