What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
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