you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
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