what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
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