There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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