What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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