Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
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