What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
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