what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
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