what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
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