Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
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