What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
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