What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
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