What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
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