Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
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