you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
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