What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
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