Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
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