What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
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