whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
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