What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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