What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
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