What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between cake and pie ?r2, cake are round
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
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