What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid Depends who’s shooting What is the difference between an orphan and a apple? Well at least one gets picked
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
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