why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
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