What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs? – One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
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