What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
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