What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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