What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans the puppies actually get adopted
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
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