What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
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