What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

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What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you

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What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.

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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

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What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

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What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.

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Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

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What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

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Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don’t have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan : he tells his friend “We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks but then when the bill comes you get down and suck on the hot-dog and it’ll look like you’re sucking on my dick so then we’ll get thrown out without paying and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again”. His friend agrees so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude’s pants, go to the bar and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, “Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!” The first guy says “Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!”

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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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