What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
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