you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
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