What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child…? The washing machine doesn’t cry when you put a load in it.
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ? It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
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