What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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