whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb You can unscrew a light bulg whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
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