why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms” “Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground” “Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag” “Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus” “Why did Susie fall off the swing? ” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
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