What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
Whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?
Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
Whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
Whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest
Nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
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