What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

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What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.

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What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

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What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

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What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns

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What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

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Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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