Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that” you might be
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
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