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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

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What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.

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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

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A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”

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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

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what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon

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the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles

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What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

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My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb

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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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