what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between parents and depression? at least one of them leave you
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
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