what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
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