What’s the difference?

People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

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What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

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what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape

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what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly

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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

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What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…

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whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.

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3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

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What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something

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Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

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What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.

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What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate

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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

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