My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law… an out-law is wanted.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What the difference between Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know but they both get harder the more you play with them
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
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