What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a paycheck and your penis? You don’t have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck…
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
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