what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, ‘Once upon a time…’, black begins with,’ Y’all motherf……s ain’t gonna believe this sh…’
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
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