What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
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