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Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children

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what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

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What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic

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There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!

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What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.

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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

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whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.

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What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

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What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.

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why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!

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What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

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What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

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