What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, “I’ll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that’s why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat.” . Says that little boy: “But mama, that does not make any difference.” “Oh no?” the mom asks. “No,” says the little boy, “When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!”
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What is the difference between me and a knife? The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
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