Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com? Her: What? Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn’t brown the meat.
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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