What’s the difference?

What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

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Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby. One makes you cry when you cut it up

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What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…

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whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.

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Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

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What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date

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whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes

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what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

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What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it

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