What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
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