What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist? At least Hitler actually did something
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
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