Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won’t stop complaining about their mom whats the difference between a lightbulb and a preganant woman you can unscrew the lightbulb
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary? One of them knows the definition of no.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? – A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
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