What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning…
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
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