What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
why doesn’t barbie ever get pregnant ? Because Ken comes in a different box !!!
%%whats the difference between my dad and cancer cancer dosent leave you
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
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