What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber ??
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says “Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”. So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says “Here. Ow.” She then pokes her arm and says “Here. Ow.” She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop. The doctor say “I know what’s happened to you.” “What’s happened to me??” The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, “You have a broken finger.”
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it … The Cardiogram will !!
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