whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? nothing i slit both of them
What’s the difference between a school and a isis military base? Don’t ask me I only fly the drone…
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord? A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor. A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? – The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
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