What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief? The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.”
What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
what’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop. pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
you wanna know what’s the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? “a refrigerator doesn’t moan when I put my meat in it”
What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.
What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
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