What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What’s the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel
What’s the difference between drugs and kids? I don’t sell drugs.
What’s the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it’ll die.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What’s the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
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