What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights
What’s the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
how did riahna know that chris brown was cheating on her…there was a different color of lip stick on his knuckles
what is the difference between stephen hawkings and a walkie talkie he doesnt walkie or talkie
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date
Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? – The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
whats the difference between the twin towers and an ugly girl. the twin towers at least got f@cked.
whats the difference between a blonde and a car door: the harder you slam the blonde the looser it gets
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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