Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest a least one does something when it is triggered
what’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm? you don’t slice a grape
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? – American teenage girls get stoned before they have sex.
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
whats the difference between Chris Brown and Santa. Santa stops at 3 hoes
What’s the difference between a blonde and a masqueto? A masqueto stops sucking when you slap it
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator The fridge dont fart when you take your meat out
What the difference between a feminist and Hitler? Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
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