Dream jokes

What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??

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Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

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When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow When I woke I was being sexually abused

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People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.

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Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone. Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts. Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store. Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep. Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave. Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

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