What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite dreams
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone
have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won’t led me tell you.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style? Is HE goated with the sauce?
He replied with ”when were you born?”
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
An ugly man with a gun walks into a bar. He sees a woman, and falls in love with her. Man: Hey, cute lady! Woman: Leave me alone, you ugly two faced man! I already have a boyfriend. Man: Not for long! And then the man shoots the woman’s boyfriend. Woman: How dare you murder such a beautiful man! Man: Now you shall be my girlfriend. Woman: Never. And then the man takes the seat that the woman’s boyfriend was sitting in before. Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open up your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, murder. Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the world, compared to all those ugly woman? Bleuch! Woman: What’s it like being the ugliest mother f***ing murder in the world, compared to all those beautiful men? And then the man orders flowers and candy. Bartender: We don’t serve flowers, or candy. And the man shoots the bartender. Another man can’t believe what he just saw, so he strangles the first man, and throws him out.
Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.
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