Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
Why do a orphan starts with an “O” because they Only see there parents in their dream.
My hopes and dreams
%%The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
So this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream then in the bed her husband woke up and said “Hey You Just Woke Me Up In A Sweet Dream” she said “Oh Sorry Babe” then she asked him what was his about then he responded like “I was with a woman me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex you just ruined it” she said “AAAAh” he asked her what her dream was about then she replied as htm title=' cock trying to get cumpiee out of it”!'>“I was trying to suck a mans Penis and A cock trying to get cumpiee out of it”!
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))
I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted
are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
Why did the silly girl ?? put sugar under her pillow? She wanted to have sweet dreams. ??
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