Dream jokes

Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer! YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube. And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload. Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh! I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming. I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me. Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.

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I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted

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Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor

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Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at

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There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo

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officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!

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I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.

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I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream

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Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer! Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer! Axe it’s head, Axe it’s head. Axe it’s head defeat him. SUBSCRIBE!!!

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I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.

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He replied with ”when were you born?”

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A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles

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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream

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