Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at
He replied with ”when were you born?”
Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to f@cking shut up
Following your dreams is good…especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
I had a dream I was a muffler last night… I woke up EXHAUSTED ????
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
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