My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
What do you call a fake speedrunner? Dream
Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.
my best friend said can you put your dick in me i said can i cum in u?
I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Why do a orphan starts with an “O” because they Only see there parents in their dream.
I’m a little piss baby! -dream
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
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