Dream jokes

I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked “where are you from” and I said Portugal. He replied, “so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out! !”. Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job

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Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.

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i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.

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Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer

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You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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He replied with ”when were you born?”

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I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream

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are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.

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Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!

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I’m a little piss baby! -dream

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have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?

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What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite dreams

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The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream

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Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.

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