I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles
So this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream then in the bed her husband woke up and said “Hey You Just Woke Me Up In A Sweet Dream” she said “Oh Sorry Babe” then she asked him what was his about then he responded like “I was with a woman me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex you just ruined it” she said “AAAAh” he asked her what her dream was about then she replied as htm title=' cock trying to get cumpiee out of it”!'>“I was trying to suck a mans Penis and A cock trying to get cumpiee out of it”!
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
Following your dreams is good…especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow When I woke I was being sexually abused
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
What do you call a fake speedrunner? Dream
Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace
What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite dreams
Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style? Is HE goated with the sauce?
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