Dream jokes

What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??

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Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

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are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.

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Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”

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I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone

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I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted

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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.

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I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace

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your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies

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Last night I had the strangest dream ! I sailed away to China! And I caught the coronavirus! You said you needed to wash your hands! Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?! And you said!! Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs ? ?! Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down! Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!

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officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!

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If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell

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What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.

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My hopes and dreams

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