Dream jokes

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Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.

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What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??

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So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”

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Why did the silly girl ?? put sugar under her pillow? She wanted to have sweet dreams. ??

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Stressed Out-By- Twenty One Pilots and watersharky Music Productions-I wish I found some better sounds No one’s ever heard I wish I had a better voice That sang some better words I wish I found some chords In an order that is new I wish I didn’t have to rhyme Every time I sang I was told when I get older All my fears would shrink But now I’m

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%%The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.

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