Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st… XD
I had a dream I was a muffler last night… I woke up EXHAUSTED ????
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.
%%The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted
You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
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