Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house
Why didn’t the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless. I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow When I woke I was being sexually abused
What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies “we did, but no one liked it.”
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao
He replied with ”when were you born?”
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st… XD
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