Following your dreams is good…especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style? Is HE goated with the sauce?
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
my best friend said can you put your dick in me i said can i cum in u?
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies “we did, but no one liked it.”
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
You dream with 4k As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
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