Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won’t led me tell you.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles
Why do a orphan starts with an “O” because they Only see there parents in their dream.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked “where are you from” and I said Portugal. He replied, “so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out! !”. Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Following your dreams is good…especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted
Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
He replied with ”when were you born?”
just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit
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