Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies “we did, but no one liked it.”
Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to f@cking shut up
He replied with ”when were you born?”
What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
Last night I had the strangest dream ! I sailed away to China! And I caught the coronavirus! You said you needed to wash your hands! Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?! And you said!! Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs ? ?! Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down! Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!
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