Dream jokes

If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell

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Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.

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You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.

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What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??

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Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to f@cking shut up

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It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.

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Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents

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Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer! Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer! Axe it’s head, Axe it’s head. Axe it’s head defeat him. SUBSCRIBE!!!

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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!

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A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles

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Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer! YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube. And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload. Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh! I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming. I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me. Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.

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Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.

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Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone

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officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!

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