One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was ‘Jiro Dreams of Sushi’. One of the least popular documentaries was ‘Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape’.
What do you call a fake speedrunner? Dream
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won’t led me tell you.
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to f@cking shut up
are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite dreams
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