Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st… XD
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.
my best friend said can you put your dick in me i said can i cum in u?
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house
Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that’s my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds “those are my headlights.” He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down “daddy whats that?” The dad replies “that’s my car.” He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says “you can lay with me.” He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see’s them going at it he then yells “mommy turn on you’re headlights daddy’s parking his car in you’re garage!” THUD
Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.
so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!
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