Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite dreams
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
Why do a orphan starts with an “O” because they Only see there parents in their dream.
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer! Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer! Axe it’s head, Axe it’s head. Axe it’s head defeat him. SUBSCRIBE!!!
Last night I had the strangest dream ! I sailed away to China! And I caught the coronavirus! You said you needed to wash your hands! Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?! And you said!! Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs ? ?! Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down! Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl
your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
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