Dream jokes

Can people please shut up about ‘male privileges’. There is no right that men have that women don’t. Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft. Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not. Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children. Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape. Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime. Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators. Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us) Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner. Women have the right to domestic violence shelters Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support. So it is women who have more rights. So shut up feminists please.

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A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles

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I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning

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Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to f@cking shut up

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What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite dreams

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My hopes and dreams

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If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell

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You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.

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You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.

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Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.

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your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies

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I’m a little piss baby! -dream

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Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.

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Why do a orphan starts with an “O” because they Only see there parents in their dream.

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