Dream jokes

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your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies

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I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning

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%%The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.

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What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??

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Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone

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Why did the silly girl ?? put sugar under her pillow? She wanted to have sweet dreams. ??

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If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell

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