so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
Last night I had the strangest dream ! I sailed away to China! And I caught the coronavirus! You said you needed to wash your hands! Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?! And you said!! Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs ? ?! Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down! Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!
What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit
Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to f@cking shut up
%%The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies “we did, but no one liked it.”
Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer! YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube. And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload. Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh! I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming. I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me. Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.
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