Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
%%The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
I’m a little piss baby! -dream
You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.
Can people please shut up about ‘male privileges’. There is no right that men have that women don’t. Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft. Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not. Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children. Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape. Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime. Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators. Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us) Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner. Women have the right to domestic violence shelters Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support. So it is women who have more rights. So shut up feminists please.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.
Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at
my best friend said can you put your dick in me i said can i cum in u?
Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won’t led me tell you.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow When I woke I was being sexually abused
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.
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