Following your dreams is good…especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow When I woke I was being sexually abused
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
Why do a orphan starts with an “O” because they Only see there parents in their dream.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
I’m a little piss baby! -dream
Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to f@cking shut up
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite dreams
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.
Last night I had the strangest dream ! I sailed away to China! And I caught the coronavirus! You said you needed to wash your hands! Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?! And you said!! Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs ? ?! Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down! Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!
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