Last night I had the strangest dream ! I sailed away to China! And I caught the coronavirus! You said you needed to wash your hands! Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?! And you said!! Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs ? ?! Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down! Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to f@cking shut up
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies “we did, but no one liked it.”
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.
My hopes and dreams
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st… XD
What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
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