Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.
You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style? Is HE goated with the sauce?
Why do a orphan starts with an “O” because they Only see there parents in their dream.
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
Last night I had the strangest dream ! I sailed away to China! And I caught the coronavirus! You said you needed to wash your hands! Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?! And you said!! Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs ? ?! Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down! Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.
%%The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
My hopes and dreams
Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies “we did, but no one liked it.”
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer! Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer! Axe it’s head, Axe it’s head. Axe it’s head defeat him. SUBSCRIBE!!!
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
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