Dream jokes

If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell

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You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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my best friend said can you put your dick in me i said can i cum in u?

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Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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I know this is a really bad poem but I’ll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do. Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone’s dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it’s all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it’s all a dream! Why can’t I have this? Why can’t I have that? BUT NO! It’s just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that… OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE! Like I said, it’s really bad. :( I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer! YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube. And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload. Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh! I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming. I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me. Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.

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Following your dreams is good…especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.

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Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.

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Why did the silly girl ?? put sugar under her pillow? She wanted to have sweet dreams. ??

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So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”

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There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.

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I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted

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I’m a little piss baby! -dream

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People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.

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