Dream jokes

Me: I have a dream

Mom: what?

Me: for you to f@cking shut up

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Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.

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Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

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The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream

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Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it

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Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone, you ugly two-faced hypocrite.

Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t like ugly peasants.

Man: Your hair colour is fabulous. Woman: I hate your hair colour, though.

Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Then open your ugly eyes and stop sleeping, hypocrite!

Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you dead.

R.I.P

Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: F*** you, pedophile!

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services for pedophiles.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down, you little peasant.

Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Every other woman I see looks ugly. Bleuch! Woman: How dare you!

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. I saw you playing with boxes in the store room and saying “I AM KING OF THE WORLD!”

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Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer!

YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube.

And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload.

Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh!

I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.

I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me.

Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.

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Why didn’t the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.

I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?

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Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents

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Officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE!

You gotta believe me!

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house

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You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.

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I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning

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So one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!

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