so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles
Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
I’m a little piss baby! -dream
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))
Why do a orphan starts with an “O” because they Only see there parents in their dream.
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit
Why did the silly girl ?? put sugar under her pillow? She wanted to have sweet dreams. ??
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
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