When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow When I woke I was being sexually abused
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked “where are you from” and I said Portugal. He replied, “so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out! !”. Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
My hopes and dreams
He replied with ”when were you born?”
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
You dream with 4k As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won’t led me tell you.
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