Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.
Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite dreams
Last night I had the strangest dream ! I sailed away to China! And I caught the coronavirus! You said you needed to wash your hands! Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?! And you said!! Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs ? ?! Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down! Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Following your dreams is good…especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style? Is HE goated with the sauce?
Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer! Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer! Axe it’s head, Axe it’s head. Axe it’s head defeat him. SUBSCRIBE!!!
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
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