Dream jokes

It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”

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I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone

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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

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I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning

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your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies

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One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was ‘Jiro Dreams of Sushi’. One of the least popular documentaries was ‘Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape’.

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People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.

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I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted

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I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream

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Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it

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Following your dreams is good…especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.

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I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.

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Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style? Is HE goated with the sauce?

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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

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