Dream jokes

One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was ‘Jiro Dreams of Sushi’. One of the least popular documentaries was ‘Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape’.

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your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies

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Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer! Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer! Axe it’s head, Axe it’s head. Axe it’s head defeat him. SUBSCRIBE!!!

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Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer! YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube. And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload. Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh! I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming. I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me. Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.

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I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace

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Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.

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just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit

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So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”

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so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!

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Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

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Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.

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Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone

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Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.

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You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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