i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked “where are you from” and I said Portugal. He replied, “so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out! !”. Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
He replied with ”when were you born?”
So a guy is taking a piss in a public bathroom. He looks over and sees a short guy with a very large green dick, who looks up at him and says “is there a problem boyoh?”. “I’m sorry, it’s just that thing is huge, and why the hell is it green?!”. The man reply’s “I’m a leprechaun”. “Really?” says the man. “That’s right. And I’ll grant you three wishes if you let me stick it in your pooper”. “Anything I want?! 3 of them?” reply’s the man. “Anything in your wildest dreams boyoh, but you have to let me finish”. The man bends over, and the leprechaun puts in in, thrusting back and forth he asks for the man’s first wish. “I want a giant yacht” “Aye”, says the leprechaun. “It’s pulling into your own private harbor now”. “For my second wish I want a billion dollars” the man says, beginning to sweat. “Aye, it’s stacked inside the yacht waiting for you” the leprechaun reply’s. “Okay”, the man groans in pain. “For my final wish I want this yacht to be full of beautiful women”. “You betcha boyoh” says the leprechaun. “The girls are there waiting for you nooWWW” as he lets out a moan of pleasure. The man exhausted and sore says “that was rough, but worth it for those wishes. Where do I go?” The little man with the giant green dick, pulling up his pants, his accent now gone says: “aren’t you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?”.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.
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