Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
I’m a little piss baby! -dream
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies “we did, but no one liked it.”
Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite dreams
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st… XD
are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone
Why did the silly girl ?? put sugar under her pillow? She wanted to have sweet dreams. ??
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Can people please shut up about ‘male privileges’. There is no right that men have that women don’t. Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft. Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not. Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children. Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape. Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime. Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators. Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us) Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner. Women have the right to domestic violence shelters Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support. So it is women who have more rights. So shut up feminists please.
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