Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite dreams
are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”
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