Dream jokes

Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer! Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer! Axe it’s head, Axe it’s head. Axe it’s head defeat him. SUBSCRIBE!!!

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One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was ‘Jiro Dreams of Sushi’. One of the least popular documentaries was ‘Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape’.

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I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted

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When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

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Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone

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Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor

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