Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.
I had a dream I was a muffler last night… I woke up EXHAUSTED ????
My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow When I woke I was being sexually abused
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.
so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
What do you call a fake speedrunner? Dream
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies “we did, but no one liked it.”
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
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