Dream jokes

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone. Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts. Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It’s on aisle three at the corner drug store. Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep. Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave. Man: Hey, baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. Man: What’s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

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Your forehead is so big I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

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I’m a little piss baby! -dream

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You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies

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Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to f@cking shut up

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Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.

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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream

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The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream

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Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won’t led me tell you.

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I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!

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I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda guess it is just a FANTAsea.

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One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was ‘Jiro Dreams of Sushi’. One of the least popular documentaries was ‘Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape’.

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just killed a woman feeling good -Tommyinnit

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