so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))
What do you call a fake speedrunner? Dream
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won’t led me tell you.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
Why didn’t the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless. I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.
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