are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.
Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.
What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite dreams
My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style? Is HE goated with the sauce?
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.
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