What do you call a fake speedrunner? Dream
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
Last night I had the strangest dream ! I sailed away to China! And I caught the coronavirus! You said you needed to wash your hands! Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?! And you said!! Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs ? ?! Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down! Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked “where are you from” and I said Portugal. He replied, “so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out! !”. Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
%%The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
He replied with ”when were you born?”
Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao
my best friend said can you put your dick in me i said can i cum in u?
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
So this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream then in the bed her husband woke up and said “Hey You Just Woke Me Up In A Sweet Dream” she said “Oh Sorry Babe” then she asked him what was his about then he responded like “I was with a woman me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex you just ruined it” she said “AAAAh” he asked her what her dream was about then she replied as htm title=' cock trying to get cumpiee out of it”!'>“I was trying to suck a mans Penis and A cock trying to get cumpiee out of it”!
Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
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