officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won’t led me tell you.
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
%%The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
What do you call a fake speedrunner? Dream
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked “where are you from” and I said Portugal. He replied, “so you are a fellow country man of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out! !”. Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Penaldo for costing me my dream job
What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
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