Dream jokes

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??

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Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style? Is HE goated with the sauce?

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Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.

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Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at

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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.

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Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))

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Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone

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Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

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Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer

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A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao

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If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone

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