Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
I’m a little piss baby! -dream
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don’t wake up, and you were on your way to hell
A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen’t to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered ‘SUPERMAN!!!’. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said "in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said ‘Ole Ole Ole!!!’. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. ‘WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!’, the teacher boomed. ‘Superman’, the boy replied. ‘WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!’, the teacher continued. ‘In the Barbie Dream House’ ‘GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE! !!’ ‘OLE OLE OLE OLE!’, the boy chanted on his was down the hall.
%%The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies “we did, but no one liked it.”
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, “I’ve heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?”
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Me: I have a dream Mom: what? Me: for you to f@cking shut up
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow? So it could have sweet dreams.
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house
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