When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer! Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer! Axe it’s head, Axe it’s head. Axe it’s head defeat him. SUBSCRIBE!!!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Everyone in my class: I can’t wait until have a family, I can’t wait to study for my dream job My friends: What’s your dream job? Me: I’m going to die young :))
What do you call a fake speedrunner? Dream
Why do black men have nightmares? because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won’t led me tell you.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.
I’m a little piss baby! -dream
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone
You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
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