Dream jokes

If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????

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so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car

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When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow When I woke I was being sexually abused

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What kind of dreams do hotels have? Suite dreams

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People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.

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Why did the silly girl ?? put sugar under her pillow? She wanted to have sweet dreams. ??

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There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo

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Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer

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my best friend said can you put your dick in me i said can i cum in u?

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Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer! Knock him down, Knock him down, Believer, Believer! Axe it’s head, Axe it’s head. Axe it’s head defeat him. SUBSCRIBE!!!

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My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream. You know, for his sake.

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Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.

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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.

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