my best friend said can you put your dick in me i said can i cum in u?
What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
your forehead is so huge, you dont have dreams, you have movies
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won’t led me tell you.
Dream tweeted, and I quote “Babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested.”
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini. The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him. The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
I slept like a log last night…woke up in the fireplace
officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
My hopes and dreams
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