Dream jokes

People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams. In a white van.

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I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow… Nor the house

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You don’t have a forehead you have a five head. You don’t have dreams you have movies.

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I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted

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I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!

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Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

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I had a dream about being forced to eat a huge marshmallow I woke up and my pillow was gone

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When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow When I woke I was being sexually abused

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One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was ‘Jiro Dreams of Sushi’. One of the least popular documentaries was ‘Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape’.

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are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? cuz damn, you look like you came out of a dream.

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The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream

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Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents

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If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????

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Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won’t led me tell you.

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People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.

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