Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
my best friend said can you put your dick in me i said can i cum in u?
%%The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
What is a orphans dream To get on top of the wanted list ??
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl
Last night I had a dream of led but your mom won’t led me tell you.
Me in my dream: what a good day rumble ooh! What was dat I wake up and I find myself on the floor
I’m a little piss baby! -dream
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st… XD
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn’t be inside her dreams.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted
Minecraft YouTube but I can sing Believer! YouTube but I making a first video in YouTube. And I record all the Minecraft Videos and a upload. Ooohh! To try it and a upload. Ooohh! I’ve been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming. I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me you told me you told me you told me. Place some more ender eyes, and it’s time to big surprise.
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