officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE! You gotta believe me!
Why do people think about handsome boys at night? Because their dreamy!
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
Sniff a liter of petrol You’ll go back to the dream time at
I know this is a really bad poem but I’ll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do. Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone’s dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it’s all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it’s all a dream! Why can’t I have this? Why can’t I have that? BUT NO! It’s just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that… OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE! Like I said, it’s really bad. :( I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
What’s a dog’s dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
Why did the silly girl ?? put sugar under her pillow? She wanted to have sweet dreams. ??
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
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