A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying “Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!” Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you’re drunk and the only person here that can fly! " The man with glasses frowns. “Where did all the others go, then?”
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? “Please get out of the pool.”
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not…
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each htm title=' you get drunk and have a great time'>one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time
we are drunk at the party, there was an A S S ton of drunk girls there with me…
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives? Splattered.
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich What is it called when u whoop a donkey? A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
lol 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever… J0K35: LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR A Joking keggar is where i get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion. Ok, yall ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey? A DG (dee gay) What does lava use when it can’t walk properly? A volCANEo What do
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him “sir are you drunk?” The man responds “No sir i’m not drunk.” So the Officer asks “how high are you? ” And the man responds “no sir, its high how are you.”
Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray One, two It’s been a couple months That’s just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven’t felt that in a while It’s late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it’s pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the
little johnny dad was drunk and told him to grow up and he sad stfu you need to be young you big ass bitch
Question: How was Covid19 born? Answer:Someone f@cked batman??
Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.
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