What did the drunk women said to the man after leaving the bar? Alcohol-you later
Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray One, two It’s been a couple months That’s just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven’t felt that in a while It’s late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it’s pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
What did Stephen Hawking’s wife say to him when he came home drunk? Nothing… she couldn’t tell.
little johnny dad was drunk and told him to grow up and he sad stfu you need to be young you big ass bitch
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives? Splattered.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy. “Super Power Beer,” he says. “Oh, yeah? I doubt it?” Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage what so ever. He walks back into the bar. “Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof —and falls 15 stories to the ground. Splat. The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.” A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, “Holy shit, you’re so drunk, you can’t even walk!” The drunk says, “No shit, that’s why I took my car!”
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent
My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each htm title=' you get drunk and have a great time'>one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time
A Chinese moves to the USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He bought a home on a small piece of land. The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard, chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt these ‘Chinese customs’,
little johnny f@cked a girl ran away f@cked another ran went to the strip club got a private dance he has sex with them f@cking ran yelled to some random bitch ass guy f@ck him hes a bitch he bends down they have sex on the street they go home have sex little johnny wakes up questions himself f@cking does it again he goes to the strip club f@cks some more people when he is htm title=' phone sex but his dick is to small'>drunk questions himself some more then tries phone sex but his dick is to small
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men. That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
A drunk guy runs into a bar… he bangs his head and falls down, why? Because he is in a prison cell.
RUS | ENG
