Drunk jokes

A drunk guy runs into a bar… he bangs his head and falls down, why? Because he is in a prison cell.

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So my dad was drinking so he was drunk and I was sad ?? but can you be my friend pls

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Kid: dad what is it like to be drunk Dad: you see those 2 trees over there, if you were drunk you would see 4 Kid: dad there is only 1 tree

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When i was 11 My mom came home from the bar super drunk that night and I just wanted to know if they knew where htm title=' noise…we had a loooooooong talk the next morning.'>was the cat because I heard a noise…we had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

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What did Stephen Hawking’s wife say to him when he came home drunk? Nothing… she couldn’t tell.

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one day jack and jill went up a hill jack got jill drunk and horny then took her to a hotel becus jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick

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Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.

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man drinks beer jumps off a tower and he’s okay the other guy says Whoa how’d you do that.he does it again so the guy gets a beer the same beer and jumps off he died.the bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says Superman you’re a real butthole whenever you’re drunk

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Did you hear about Alicia’s car accident? She was really drunk and all over the road Until she was all over the road.

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a random drunk person ate poop but he found out it was liquid…

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Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray One, two It’s been a couple months That’s just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven’t felt that in a while It’s late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it’s pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the

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little johnny dad was drunk and told him to grow up and he sad stfu you need to be young you big ass bitch

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A Chinese moves to the USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He bought a home on a small piece of land. The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard, chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt these ‘Chinese customs’,

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For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, they turned to drunks and have no will, Jill said to Jack your love reveal, then think of building me a still.

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