You know the song getting drunk on a plane it was written by the pilot of the linerd skinerd pilot
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said “i farted and the building behind me blew up”.
we are drunk at the party, there was an A S S ton of drunk girls there with me…
the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each htm title=' you get drunk and have a great time'>one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time
Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray One, two It’s been a couple months That’s just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven’t felt that in a while It’s late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it’s pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the
What did Stephen Hawking’s wife say to him when he came home drunk? Nothing… she couldn’t tell.
Question: How was Covid19 born? Answer:Someone f@cked batman??
Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone “No” So the man says “ok let’s go camping”
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
My freind Andrew once told me that “weird is high and drunk at the same time”
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives? Splattered.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy. “Super Power Beer,” he says. “Oh, yeah? I doubt it?” Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage what so ever. He walks back into the bar. “Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof —and falls 15 stories to the ground. Splat. The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.” A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, “Holy shit, you’re so drunk, you can’t even walk!” The drunk says, “No shit, that’s why I took my car!”
My Countryhumans OC, Sahara, is the daughter of France and Soviet. When people ask why, I tell them it was the gendersnapped version of my parents making me. France (my dad) was drunk and Soviet (my mom) was being horny. Then they judge me, so I judge them with a knife to the chest 47 times.
2 whales went to a bar. The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh. The second whale said, “Greg I think your drunk, let’s go home.”
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