How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw
Why hasn’t my dad come back? No seriously I’m not joking
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes and that’s when he realized… Jack had f@cked Jill’s daughter
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water, jack slipped and the condom ripped now they have a daughter
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy was my wife mad. She yelled “HOW CAN YOU F… OUR DAUGHTER?!”. Haha yeah she was mad. Anyways thats why your mother and I are getting a divorce Timmy.
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson’s song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she’s just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. applauds for mother Love you momma =)
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a “two for one special.”
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him ??????
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
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