So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can’t be with her because it’s illegal to marry your sister.
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.
What do you call you’re daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm? An ambulance
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
My sister’s bf is mad at me cuz I f@cked his girl
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I’ve ever made. Then I realize “My daughter isn’t THAT bad…”
As a little boy I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed. The next day my dad tells me “Don’t worry son, I wasn’t hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister.” So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked “Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy.”
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water, jack slipped and the condom ripped now they have a daughter
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
When you’re f@cking your boss’s daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
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