Family jokes

How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.

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Corn and corn WHERE IS POPCORN!?!?!

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Q: what’s worst fingerbanging your sister? A: finding your dads wedding ring

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So there’s this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says “I’ve got an idea!”, and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies “Well for your daughter, Denise” “That’s a nice name” comments the mother, “but what about my son?” The uncle simply replies “Denephew”.

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Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid. Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. – I didn’t want to interrupt her. A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”. The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy with some

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I was watching my daughter play at the park, a woman came up to me and asked which one was mine, I said I was still choosing.

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%%Dad: “Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?” Son: “Nah, mostly men.” Dad: “Do you think you’d be comfortable telling that to a judge in court…”

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The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work… He’s a suicide bomber.

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One day I came home from school and said to my dad ‘I got expelled from school today’ he said ’ how’ I said I threw my book at the teacher’ he asked why’ I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program htm title=' so I threw my dictionary at her. ’'>and my teacher said words can’t hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. ’

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Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You’re welcome, Backseat.

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My dad is like my depression you need a suicide letter to find him

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When you’re f@cking your boss’s daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.

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My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She’s got my sister’s eyes.

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A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it? “ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”

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