what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
When I become a parent I’m gonna regergetate my food to feed my children. It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
whats the difference between a lambo and a boner your sister didnt give me a lambo
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.” They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, “Nice try.”
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night they don’t have a dad to go with.
My sister’s bf is mad at me cuz I f@cked his girl
Guys my sisters pregnant! Im finally a dad!
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better
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