My sister’s bf is mad at me cuz I f@cked his girl
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
Who named their daughter Macadamia? A couple of nuts.
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
I told my friend yesterday he’s literally my dad. He didn’t show up for the rest of the year.
My dad is like my depression you need a suicide letter to find him
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators, One night he has a party and says,“whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars.” some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says,“wow I can’t believe you did it! So whats your prize?” the guy says,“I don’t care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the B@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!”
Guys my sisters pregnant! Im finally a dad!
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night they don’t have a dad to go with.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Dad: how was your trip to the park? Daughter: it was good until the man came along. Dad: gasps whatever happened, it wasn’t your fault, but tell Daddy, what happened? Daughter: he made my friends go away so it was just me and him… then he took my dress off… Dad: oh God, what next? Daughter: Nothing, that was it. Dad: oh, come on! that wasn’t exciting, make something up!
I was thinking of a good accident joke and I asked my sister, she said you
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