How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad’s c–k tastes like s–t!
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
My friends daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
My sister said that you no that that is really cool than I said you no you can shut up
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters? Anna 1 Anna 2
The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked “What are you doing” and the Daughter replied “I wan’t the chocolate”
So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid. Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
What makes a joke a dad joke? I don’t know. I don’t even have one as an example.
best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk
Daughter: Dad Dad: Yes honey Daughter: Im Lesbian Dad: Ok Daughter 2: Dad Dad: Yes? Daughter 2: Im lesbian too Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here Son: I do…
i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad. Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man? A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
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