To All The Naruto Fans: sharingan is red rasengan are blue if you dare touch my daughter ill chidori you
I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said “Hey you should CUT it out.” It was funny but I couldn’t bring myself to laugh at that.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did . The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left
My dad is like my depression you need a suicide letter to find him
roses are red violets are violets my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good piolet
Daughter: I know this is weird but I feel like that someone is watching me when I am sleeping. Father: Sorry
what do you call a dad in the mirror? ( Your imagination )
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
So a daughter asks her father “dad what is you opinion on abortions?” So her father says why don’t you ask your sister. The daughter responds “but I don’t have a sister… Oh”
Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick
Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
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