I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.
Q:Why did the father through butter out the window?A:he wanted to see a butterfly
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? Daddy
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage
my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone’s attention.
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
what do you call a dad in the mirror? ( Your imagination )
Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said “it’s time to go sweetie” but before we could go someone said “stop them they have my daughter!”
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
A proud new dad sits down with his own father. His father says, “Son,you now have a child of your own, so I think it’s time I gave you this.” And so, he pulls out a book: 1001 Dad Jokes. The young man says, “Dad, I’m honored, ” as tears well up in his eyes. His father says, “Hi, Honoured, I’m Dad.”
A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in What do tampons and your sister have in common!
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