You have to do this and my sister said well I don’t care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.
My dad is like my depression you need a suicide letter to find him
My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!
A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it? “ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too. By:Xzavier
A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said “sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE” then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.
i cought my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad. Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man? A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
I love you Hebrew john
My sister’s bf is mad at me cuz I f@cked his girl
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: “OH GOD THE POLICE!!!”
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, “Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween.”
I told my friend yesterday he’s literally my dad. He didn’t show up for the rest of the year.
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