Family jokes

What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend

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Daughter: Dad, what’s your opinion on abortions? Dad: Ask your sister Daughter: But I don’t have a sister Dad: Exactly

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.

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Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA

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Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you’re going to hug me me: i love you

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What do you call you’re daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm? An ambulance

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What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters? Anna 1 Anna 2

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What the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter? A-doll Hit-her! Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No… Girl: I am the principal’s daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No… Boy: Good! Walks away

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Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister

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So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can’t be with her because it’s illegal to marry your sister.

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My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away

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Guys my sisters pregnant! Im finally a dad!

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I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city

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Daughter: Mommy? Mom: Hey Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make sour patch kids? Mom: They don’t use kids to make sour patch kids Daughter: Oh that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny…

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Depression hits harder than my dad

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