When does a joke become a dad joke? When it Leaves and never comes back
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked “What are you doing?” She replied, “Making a Creampie.”
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have Tell me answers in comment box
She was only a potato chip manufacturer "s daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad’s c–k tastes like s–t!
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …
What do Chinese parents hate the most? A new born daughter…
My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa, I asked “Why is it because he gives people presents?” Jimmy told me “No it’s because I hear so many good things about him but and how he’s gonna come home, but never see him.”
When Bubba’s condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
dark humor is like a dad not everyone gets it
A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said “sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE” then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
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