How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw
Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I’ll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.
I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it Leaves and never comes back
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson’s song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she’s just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. applauds for mother Love you momma =)
My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question
To All The Naruto Fans: sharingan is red rasengan are blue if you dare touch my daughter ill chidori you
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
Daughter: “Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?” Father: "Ask your sister” Daughter: “I don’t have a…”
Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: tooth hurty Dad: all right
You have to do this and my sister said well I don’t care and I said well you care enough to respond back oh my gosh.
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