Family jokes

Sometimes i feel ugly, then i think of my sister and feel better

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best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.

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what’s the difference between Nemo and my dad? Nemo was eventually found.

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Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage

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what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs

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My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!

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What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans dad? The clock comes back around.

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I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said “Hey you should CUT it out.” It was funny but I couldn’t bring myself to laugh at that.

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A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son “Come on Dick, lets go.”

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To All The Naruto Fans: sharingan is red rasengan are blue if you dare touch my daughter ill chidori you

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Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent! Orphan: -no response-

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My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.

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What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? Daddy

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