Family jokes

I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy was my wife mad. She yelled “HOW CAN YOU F… OUR DAUGHTER?!”. Haha yeah she was mad. Anyways thats why your mother and I are getting a divorce Timmy.

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I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked “What are you doing?” She replied, “Making a Creampie.”

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my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone’s attention.

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My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.

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You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father’s son and your father’s father, you’re your own grandpa!

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Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.

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Daughter: I know this is weird but I feel like that someone is watching me when I am sleeping. Father: Sorry

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Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent! Orphan: -no response-

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My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama

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If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?

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A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it? “ The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore.”

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So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can’t be with her because it’s illegal to marry your sister.