Family jokes

My sisters name is coco and one day she was funny so I told her you Coconut

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y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk

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What do Chinese parents hate the most? A new born daughter…

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When I become a parent I’m gonna regergetate my food to feed my children. It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son : “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Peny, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father : “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Peny is also your sister.” This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying. Son : “Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because daddy is their father!” The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He is not your Father.”!!!

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I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said “Come on I was gonna eat that later! Now it’s just gonna taste like carrots!”

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My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him ??????

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Guys my sisters pregnant! Im finally a dad!

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My Daughter is Super Smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor

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So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can’t be with her because it’s illegal to marry your sister.

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Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick

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Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said “it’s time to go sweetie” but before we could go someone said “stop them they have my daughter!”

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I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. ????

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Corn and corn WHERE IS POPCORN!?!?!

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