whats the difference between a lambo and a boner your sister didnt give me a lambo
best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk
what is a lion call as a baby cocota
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in What do tampons and your sister have in common!
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
Tits are like Lego bricks. They’re there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did . The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him ??????
jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Dad: "if they jumped off a bridge would you?" Tommy: “yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!”
What do you call you’re daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm? An ambulance
Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!
Teacher: Ok class I’m going to ask a question about your family. Alex: Miss my Dad died In 9/11 Teacher: OH NO IM SO SORRY! Alex: Don’t worry miss It was only Dad and besides he did what he wanted before he died. Teacher: What was that? Alex: Flew the plane.
My friends daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
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