My sister’s bf is mad at me cuz I f@cked his girl
Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage
Son : "Dad, Are we pyromaniacs ?" Dad : "Yes, we arson
She was only a potato chip manufacturer "s daughter - by she was Frito Lay!
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common? ’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw
Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: tooth hurty Dad: all right
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can’t be with her because it’s illegal to marry your sister.
What do Chinese parents hate the most? A new born daughter…
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister
My friends daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
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