If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due his skill in disappearing.
A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in What do tampons and your sister have in common!
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!” The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!” Guess who dies next.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back? Daddy
Why does sally have a 100 sisters? She lives in a orphanage
I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said “i am still choosing” she looked horrified
my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone’s attention.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans dad? The clock comes back around.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told. What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister ? Nothing if your from Alabama
You know whats the worst about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull her hair when you hit it from the back “Dad, how do stars die?” – “Usually an overdose.”
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work… He’s a suicide bomber.
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