There once was a brother and a sister so one night it’s storming really bad and the sister goes into the brothers room and asks " can I stay with you tonight because I’m scared" the brother replies with " yea sure but just don’t tell Mom" so the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boys penis and asks “what’s that?” And the boy replies with “that’s my pet snake” and the girl asks “can I pet it?” And the boy says “sure just don’t tell Mom” and the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks “what happened” and the girl said “I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit it’s head off” My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
My dad is like my depression you need a suicide letter to find him
How did the Hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her sons dick tasted funny.
What do you call you’re daughter’s boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm? An ambulance
My sister’s bf is mad at me cuz I f@cked his girl
What runs but never stop
I’ll always remember my dads last words… Why do you have an axe we live in the city
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have Tell me answers in comment box
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid. Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
I love you Hebrew john
Bf: Do you love me? Gf: Most of time. Bf: Well it’s either yes or no. Gf: … Bf: Well when is it that you don’t love me? Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again. Bf: Why? Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL. Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!! Gf: Ohh…
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