Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
My sisters name is coco and one day she was funny so I told her you Coconut
jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water, jack slipped and the condom ripped now they have a daughter
what is a lion call as a baby cocota
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw
daughter:dad why did mom do best? dad:nothing except pretend to love us and leave daughter:so she only loves my sister? dad:yep
jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me
So my teacher’s daughter commited suicide. One day Ima go up to her and say “What’s wrong did Logan Paul leave your daughter hangin’”.
My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can’t be with her because it’s illegal to marry your sister.
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands. So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
roses are red violets are violets my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good piolet
my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone’s attention.
What do Chinese parents hate the most? A new born daughter…
My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward
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