Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: tooth hurty Dad: all right
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You’re welcome, Backseat.
5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England’s won. I never thought she’d get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What runs but never stop
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005
Daughter: I know this is weird but I feel like that someone is watching me when I am sleeping. Father: Sorry
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
One day I came home from school and said to my dad ‘I got expelled from school today’ he said ’ how’ I said I threw my book at the teacher’ he asked why’ I told him we were doing an anti-bullying program htm title=' so I threw my dictionary at her. ’'>and my teacher said words can’t hurt me so I threw my dictionary at her. ’
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well
This is a poem my younger sister when she was three, recited to a crowd and I will never forget it. It is very short though. Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what’s right, with all your might.
When I become a parent I’m gonna regergetate my food to feed my children. It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, i cant wait to meet him ??????
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