What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
Tits are like Lego bricks. They’re there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. ????
what do you call a dad in the mirror? ( Your imagination )
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, “No, shes upstairs with Uncle john” “Uncle john? i don’t know an Uncle John.” “no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy” “no i’m sure there’s no one named Uncle John in our family.” “Okay, but why did you call?” Says Sally. “Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy’s pulling into the driveway right now.” “Okay daddy!” long pause "Okay daddy! I did it!’ “Great job Sally! What did she says?” “Mommy said OH FU… and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like… then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter…” then dad replies “Swimming pool? we dont have a…is this 468-1843?”
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked “What are you doing?” She replied, “Making a Creampie.”
What’s the best part about plowing your cousin? -It makes your sister jealous
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw
White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter! So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You’re welcome, Backseat.
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