Family jokes

What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers? A virgin.

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I love you Hebrew john

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How do you circumcise a hill billy… Kick his sister in the jaw

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The doctor told me I had aids I said it’s your fault sister.

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Once my sister was a sister now shes a blister

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Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don’t have a …

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I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

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Dad: What did you learn in school today? Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.

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The Coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury. Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available. One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier

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My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005

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My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness. Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"

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Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You’re welcome, Backseat.

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My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

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what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs

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A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said “sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE” then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.

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