I’ll never forget my sister’s last word. “Is it edible?”
%%Dad: “Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?” Son: “Nah, mostly men.” Dad: “Do you think you’d be comfortable telling that to a judge in court…”
What’s the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
Q:Why did the father through butter out the window?A:he wanted to see a butterfly
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer…
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know. This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
Boy: why is my sister named Rose Dad: someone threw a rose out of a car and it hit her in the head Boy: okay Dad Dad: No problem Brick
My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question
My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama? Kick his sisters jaw
My sister said that you no that that is really cool than I said you no you can shut up
what is the diffrence between a snow woman and a snowman? Snowballs
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they’re gone they never come back.
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