jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van? Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? – “Are you having a crisis?”
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad’s c–k tastes like s–t!
So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC’s so he goes home and ask his mom who’s cooking “Whats the first letter of the ABC’s?” he ask and his mom responds with “SHUT UP… I’M COOKING!” so then he walks to sister who’s signing in the shower and asks her “Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC’s?” she responds with “I’m ready
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a “two for one special.”
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said “sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE” then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they’re gone they never come back.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
What do u call a grown up with ur sister, ur best friend
I was thinking of a good accident joke and I asked my sister, she said you
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, “Would you like to hear a joke?” “Sure” he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common? ’ “I don’t know.” “Because of me you’re both late for your next period.”
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