Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
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