What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
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