Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
Your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks
You shouldn’t bully fat people
They already have enough on their plate
Yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
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