Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo’ Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
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