Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
Im not fat!!
Im a Nutritional Overachiever
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
You are the reason double doors were invented
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
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