Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing “we are a family, even though u fatter then me”
Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
You are the reason double doors were invented
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
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