Fat jokes

Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

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Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

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Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

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What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun

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Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.

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You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.

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Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

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Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever

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A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.

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