Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning
Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”
Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack
your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
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