Fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

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yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice

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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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ur mom fat lol

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oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt

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yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

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By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

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Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

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I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.

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Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

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Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks

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A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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