Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
yo momma so fat that when she crossed the road people mistook her for a roundabout.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
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