Fat jokes

Yo momma so fat she tried to eat a pie chart.

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yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

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Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!

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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get Fat. What? were you expecting a pi joke? Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.

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Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out

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yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

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Your mama so fat when Santa saw her he said ho ho holy S***

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Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed they gave her the pacific ocean.

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yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

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yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps

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rft

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