Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
You are the reason double doors were invented
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde.” Then says “Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke? ” the blind guy responds with "No I don’t wanna tell it that many times.
Yo mama so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”
a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
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