Fat jokes

You’re so fat astronomers discovered a planet larger than earth but smaller than Uranus

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

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Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said “Let there be Light!” he told your mama to move out of the way!

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the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”

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Yo mama so fat she blocked my internet connection.

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Im not fat!! Im a Nutritional Overachiever

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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.

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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one

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your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire

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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?” Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

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Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

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