Your so dam fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill? A fat nun
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
your mama so fat when pennywise said “we all float down here” he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
yo mama so fat she went swimmimg with the whales and sang weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!
You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
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