Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad. How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha! Thats not going to help! ” She said. “Sure it does.” he said. “Its the only way i can see the numbers.”
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator
What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
I know five fat people and you’re three of them
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
the fat kid asked the teacher “is godzilla real” the teacher said “they’re standing right infront of me”
what do fat demons hate, exorcise
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