Fat jokes

Yo mama’s so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops. At lwast if your fat you dont need to put as much bathwater in the bath.

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Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: “No, because its fat and greasy.”

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Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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You shouldn’t bully fat people They already have enough on their plate

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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you Kids: Homework

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What do you call a fat chinese man A double chinkey

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Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

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What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle? Optimistic

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a short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them, the fat person just has to lean slightly and its 911 all over again.

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yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.

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You are the reason double doors were invented

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