yo mamas so fat that she doesn’t need internet cause she is already world wide
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt
Joke 1# ’ Knock Knock ’ Whos there? ’ Pastur ’ Pastur who? ’ Past ur bedtime ". Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break. Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "
ur mom fat lol
I’d make a joke about an obese person, but it won’t work out.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait… it’s just one
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: “when people look at you, they think the world’s starving to death” And the skinny man responds: “when they look at you, they know why”
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.
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