Fat jokes

yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack

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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

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What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?

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ur mom fat lol

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yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

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Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

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Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

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My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”

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your mama is so fat 1 punch man had to punch twice

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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

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A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

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yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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