What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
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