Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
what war did africa not win? The water fight
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
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