Fight jokes

Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

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An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

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why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog

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The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!

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I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan

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Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

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What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack

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Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself

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how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.

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Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.

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i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.

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why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked

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why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.

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I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him

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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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