What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
why are cheetahs the best animals? The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour. A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds. Cheetahs are extremely fast however they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue. Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms. One way to always recognise a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances. Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs. While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day. A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away. Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision. With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight. Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
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