Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
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