Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
what war did africa not win? The water fight
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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