19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
what war did africa not win? The water fight
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
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