My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
what war did africa not win? The water fight
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
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