In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
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