how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
what war did africa not win? The water fight
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
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