What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
what war did africa not win? The water fight
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
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