Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
I’m just gonna say it. And don’t get offended but I’m so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male. Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc. But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions. Men have to go to war on the front lines. Boys have less
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
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