What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
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