An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
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