In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
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