When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
I’m just gonna say it. And don’t get offended but I’m so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male. Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc. But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions. Men have to go to war on the front lines. Boys have less
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone. My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
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