Fight jokes

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

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what war did africa not win? The water fight

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Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone. My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that

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What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor

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what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege

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What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator

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What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator

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When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

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One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”

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Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts

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What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???

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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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