Fight jokes

The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!

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what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege

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So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”

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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.

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How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”

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What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

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Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself

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What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

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Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!

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What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator

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What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone

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What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator

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Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????

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Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.

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What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor

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