I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
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