I’m just gonna say it. And don’t get offended but I’m so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male. Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc. But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions. Men have to go to war on the front lines. Boys have less
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone. My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
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