Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
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