The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
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