Fight jokes

When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

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What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.

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19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

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So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”

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What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”

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Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

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A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”

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When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you

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What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

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I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him

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The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!

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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry

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What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone

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If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?

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