Fight jokes

An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

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The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up

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What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

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Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops

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what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege

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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife

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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.

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So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”

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I’m just gonna say it. And don’t get offended but I’m so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male. Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc. But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions. Men have to go to war on the front lines. Boys have less

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Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”

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“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”

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why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog

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What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”

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If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

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