What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
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