The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
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