i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
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