Fight jokes

When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

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Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone. My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that

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why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog

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North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.

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why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked

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“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”

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A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”

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Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”

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What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan

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If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

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