What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
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