Fight jokes

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Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts

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I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him

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What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.

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Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

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If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?

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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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