Fight jokes

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

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In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

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When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you

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What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

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I’m just gonna say it. And don’t get offended but I’m so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male. Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc. But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions. Men have to go to war on the front lines. Boys have less

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One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”

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what war did africa not win? The water fight

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why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog

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When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

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I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him

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So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”

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What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.

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Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”

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Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)

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