Fight jokes

what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege

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Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.

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What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.

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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you

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What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.

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Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you

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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.

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so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

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why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog

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What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

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What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator

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