One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
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