I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
what war did africa not win? The water fight
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
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