So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.
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