Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
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