I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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