When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
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