Fight jokes

what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege

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Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

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A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

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what war did africa not win? The water fight

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone. My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that

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What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”

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When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you

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Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry

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What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???

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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”

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Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops

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