Fight jokes

If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????

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what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege

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North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.

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When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

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how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.

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What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack

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what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator

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So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.

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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.

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What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”

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Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry

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What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

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Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.

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