Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
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