Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
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