how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
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