I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
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