Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
what war did africa not win? The water fight
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
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