Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
what war did africa not win? The water fight
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
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