What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
I’m just gonna say it. And don’t get offended but I’m so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male. Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc. But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions. Men have to go to war on the front lines. Boys have less
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
what war did africa not win? The water fight
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