Fight jokes

So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”

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what war did africa not win? The water fight

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What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator

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i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.

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A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”

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An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

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What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

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Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone. My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

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If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?

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Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.

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What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator

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Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????

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