my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
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