What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
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