why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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