When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
what war did africa not win? The water fight
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
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