What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
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