Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
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