Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
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