Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
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