Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
what war did africa not win? The water fight
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
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