my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
what war did africa not win? The water fight
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
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