Fight jokes

What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone

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Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.

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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

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Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops

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What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

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Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

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what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege

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What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack

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i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.

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my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time

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How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”

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Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry

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Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.

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What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor

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