I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
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