why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
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