Fight jokes

North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.

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Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick

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how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone. My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that

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In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

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Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry

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Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts

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Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”

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what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator

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What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

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What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

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When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.

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What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor

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