Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted
So Jesus has been nailed to the cross. On the first day, he starts to moan, “Peter, Peter”. Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill. On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, “Peter, Peter”. Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes. On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, “Peter, Peter”. Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for, must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus, and says “Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important”? Jesus- “Peter, I can see your house from here”.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
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