When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
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