Fight jokes

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If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

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Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!

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How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight

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What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.

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Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.

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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.

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Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself

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What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”

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