Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
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