What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone. My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
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