Fight jokes

What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack

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I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him

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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight

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Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

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One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.

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i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.

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Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops

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I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone. My dad and cancer go into a fight never saw my dad after that

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why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked

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how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.

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Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.

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What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor

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My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.

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What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone

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