I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
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