Fight jokes

19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

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What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone

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So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”

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my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time

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I’m just gonna say it. And don’t get offended but I’m so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male. Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc. But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions. Men have to go to war on the front lines. Boys have less

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Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

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How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”

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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege

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The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!

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What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.

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What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???

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What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan

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