North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
I’m just gonna say it. And don’t get offended but I’m so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male. Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc. But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions. Men have to go to war on the front lines. Boys have less
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
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