Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
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