Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
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