Fight jokes

If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?

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A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”

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how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife

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A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”

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Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

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how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.

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If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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