Fight jokes

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

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How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight

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Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~

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What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.

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what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege

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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.

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Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

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What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan

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Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.

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How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”

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my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time

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What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

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Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.

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What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???

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