North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
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