Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
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