19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
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