My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
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