Fight jokes

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege

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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry

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What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”

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How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight

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19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

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What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan

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The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up

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why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.

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If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?

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Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself

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I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan

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