Fight jokes

Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself

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An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

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What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.

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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.

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Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry

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I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan

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How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”

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I’m just gonna say it. And don’t get offended but I’m so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male. Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc. But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions. Men have to go to war on the front lines. Boys have less

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The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up

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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog

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Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.

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what war did africa not win? The water fight

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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick

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