Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
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