Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
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