What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
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