What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
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