Fight jokes

my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time

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So Jesus has been nailed to the cross. On the first day, he starts to moan, “Peter, Peter”. Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill. On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, “Peter, Peter”. Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes. On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, “Peter, Peter”. Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for, must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus, and says “Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important”? Jesus- “Peter, I can see your house from here”.

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Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts

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What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone

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What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack

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Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you

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What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.

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One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.

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What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator

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When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

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If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????

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Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”

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