Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
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