Fight jokes

What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator

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Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry

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Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!

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19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

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why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.

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i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.

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I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!

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When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

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How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight

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Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.

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What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.

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Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~

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Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick

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