So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
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