Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
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