Fight jokes

My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.

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what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege

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How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight

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how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.

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A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”

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19 and 20 had a fight. 21.

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If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

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Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.

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what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator

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One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”

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Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry

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I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him

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so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

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What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator

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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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