why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
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