If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
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