What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
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