Fight jokes

how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife

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what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator

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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

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When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????

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I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan

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An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

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Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022

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Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself

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Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!

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What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.

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what war did africa not win? The water fight

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When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

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