What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
what war did africa not win? The water fight
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
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