Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
what war did africa not win? The water fight
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
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