Fight jokes

Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man

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Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????

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If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????

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how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife

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I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???

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What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator

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so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

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If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?

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why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog

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How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight

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My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.

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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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