what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
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