Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
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