What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
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