What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
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