Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
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