Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
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