Things you never want to do in jail never piss off an inmate don’t start fights with the cops don’t drop the soap don’t run away from the cops
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running. Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????
my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
what war did africa not win? The water fight
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn’t get back up.
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