Fight jokes

Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~

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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.

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my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time

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In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

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What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack

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so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

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What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.

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I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan

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what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator

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What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan

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I’m just gonna say it. And don’t get offended but I’m so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male. Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc. But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions. Men have to go to war on the front lines. Boys have less

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What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???

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what war did africa not win? The water fight

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Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.

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