Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight? JFK: Well, I’d give them a piece of my mind.
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
why did the dog cause the fight because it was a bulldog
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
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