Fight jokes

How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”

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What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other? Alien vs Predator

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Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts

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I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan

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If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be “Alien vs Predator”?

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I want to fight! LET’S FIGHT!!!

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So Jesus has been nailed to the cross. On the first day, he starts to moan, “Peter, Peter”. Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill. On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, “Peter, Peter”. Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes. On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, “Peter, Peter”. Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for, must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus, and says “Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important”? Jesus- “Peter, I can see your house from here”.

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Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

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If a baby cow finds a wolf pup they will best friends but when mummy wolf comes it’s a fight so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a Secret but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf Found out but no one got hurt in fact the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long there friendship will never Break -THE END- this was not a joke but a meaning if you are different that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams and don’t Forget htm title=' are don’t let people change who you are?'>them either so no matter who you are don’t let people change who you are????

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights

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my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don’t stand up for her in fights I don’t care she use to push me around all the time

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how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.

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If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

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An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents

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