What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
what war did africa not win? The water fight
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
how do you break up blind people in a fight? scream i put my money on the guy with the knife
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, “Why are you beating him up?” I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, “Well, how did I do?”
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “f@ck fight”
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
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