Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help). My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying. Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
why shouldn’t you get in a fight with a dinosaur you’ll get jur ass kicked
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? – Because the octopus was well armed.
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
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