The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
What do gay people call fighting it cant be beef so… Carrots???
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean? “oh my God, you’re such a beach”
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
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