So my dad said to me and my sister don’t fight but did he mean “fist fight” or “yelling fight?”
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
what do you call 6 gay men having a fight? Rainbow six siege
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
What’s the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight? When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren’t at a UFC event, you’re watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
Yo mama, so ugly she’s the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
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