“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
What to you call ot when a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Preditor
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting? I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he’s like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then… Two friends were walking in a forest they started to fight. A cannibal came and shouted food fight!
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
What do you call it when 2 Mexican’s fight ? Juan on Juan do you know why the cake doesn’t ever fight anyone? he says “take a peace of that!” while entering a fight.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
How do you start a fight in space? “Comet me bro.”
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
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