why are we still fighting in darkness? mission failed soldier we will get em next time.
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and… You know the rest.
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man
I don’t understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don’t see me change my status to Orphan
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. “The’re in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes.”
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : stays quite cuz knows better than to talk also me internally eyerolls Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don’t want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I’LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?! If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don’t bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want. They believe they are equal to men right? So they are able to fight back right? Then prove it! My EQUALITEHHHHHHHH
Why couldnt proffessor xavier fight magneto? because he couldnt stand up for himself
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting? A: Because they were fencing.
What the the vegetable say to the other before the fight? Time to beet your maker.
What do you call a a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
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