what war did africa not win? The water fight
I got in a cage fight the hampster dident cnow wat hit him
What did the blind man fight in the bar? The coat rack
The Numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
Your the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
How did Stephen hawking die. He lost a water gun fight
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Hey~ How ya doin’?~ Well I’m doin’ just fine~ I lied~ I’m DEAD inside~ Don’t~ Tell me ‘it’s gonna be alright’~ I’ve tried, but I can’t fight like this~ Hey how ya doin’, I’m tired but I’m trying to fight~
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. – The odds were against me.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: oh right you don’t have one laughs Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right you don’t have a real life. INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 2021-2022
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, “You’re adopted.” Then the sister replies, “At least they wanted me!” The brother yells back, “Well at first, when they didn’t know you’d turn out like this.”
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