Game jokes

What’s a orphan favourite game?

GTA because there actually wanted?

Lol

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Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.

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Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

A: They stand near the fans!???

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What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope

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What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

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Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?

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Why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up

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Why did the police?? go to a baseball?? game?

Because a player stole the base.

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A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’

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Why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is.??

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Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their teams bench.

After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”

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I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium

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What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?

Hangman

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A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”

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