What kind of games do Africa play? The hunger games
What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
What is a tornado favorite game? Twister!
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
What is a fish’s ?? favorite game? Salmon Says!
%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
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