mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What is a emos least favourite game Cut the rope
What is the most popular game at the orphanage? Need For Speed MOST Wanted.
what game do emo kids love the most… hangman What is Donald Trump’s favorite game? Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
Let’s take a look at the Swedish bench for today’s game. 12.99 from Ikea.
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love? hangman
If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob) depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you’ll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.
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