I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap
what game does an emo love hang man
Why do women like PacMan so much? How else can you get eaten 3 tomes for a quarter?
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Why did the police ?? go to a baseball ?? game? Because a player stole the base.
What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said “Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!” I said “No” and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed “Important game” and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! ????
Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
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