Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input
%%Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We’ve known each other for so long Your heart’s been aching, but You’re too shy to say it Inside, we both know what’s been going on We know the game and we’re gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
What game does an emo hate the most? Cut the Rope
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
A game that all orphans hate, Who’s your Daddy.
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
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