What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.
what is Africa’s most famous sport? the hunger games.
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time? " The woman replies “It’s been a while since a man has asked me that.”
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said “lets play a game”. so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says “A” little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself “well he might say something like a$$” so the teacher calls on sally. sally say “apple”. the teacher says “B” little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though “no he might say something like b!tch”. so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says “R” little Johnny raises his hand and say “me me please I really know one”. then the teacher thinks to herself “well theres no cuss word that starts with R” so she said “ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R” little Johnny says “a rat!” and the teacher very pleased say “very good Johnny what type of rat” little Johnny says “A big gosh damn mother freaker”. sorry I had to edit some word but y’all know what I meant.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled? A: There was a face off in the corner
whats an orphans favorite roblox game adopt me
what game does an emo love hang man
If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
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