A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen’t to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered ‘SUPERMAN!!!’. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said "in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said ‘Ole Ole Ole!!!’. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. ‘WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!’, the teacher boomed. ‘Superman’, the boy replied. ‘WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!’, the teacher continued. ‘In the Barbie Dream House’ ‘GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE! !!’ ‘OLE OLE OLE OLE!’, the boy chanted on his was down the hall.
What is an emos favourite game? Hangman
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your
Why can’t an orphan play online games They don’t have there parents input
A new game the whole family can play… Incest
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
when her head game is so strong she sucks the chromosome right out of you
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game? They kept yelling go home.
What’s an Orphan’s favorite game? Who’s your daddy (Go look up the game)
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
What’s a suicidal person’s favorite game? Hangman
What is thanos’s favorite video game? Pokemon snap
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
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